Live, Laugh, Loathe Cross Stitch Kit

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That’s what they call the thread. . . you’ll have to provide your own dental care supplies.

• Features a 6 bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle.
• Includes all the thread you’ll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over-friendship bracelets, anyone?
• Comes with a design guide-and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us).
• Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box. . . if we do say so ourselves.
• The outer box measures 7.6″ square by 1.64″ deep-that’s 193mm by 42mm if you’re fancy.”